“Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm?”

“(mumble mumble)”

“He does for this one.”

We’re all probably gonna die, but a wrong is being righted here.

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NCD containment breach! This is not a drill!

None.

People want the newest shiniest thing. Cars are no longer tools, but status symbols. And people absolutely will not give up status.

“Temporarily suspend” in corpo speak is “we’ll consider coming back if you change the current leadership”.

They’re sending a message that they’re willing to work with the company if it (re)stabilizes.

What? Abrams uses a multifuel engine, it runs on a multitude of fuels.

US is not the only country operating Abrams, they’re used in multiple countries around the world.

We’re going back to the best looking space vehicle, lads: the Space Shuttle orbiter.

Bot malfunction?

Is this LemmyShitpost or CrustyFacebookMaymays?

Can’t help bringing the US into everything, can you? This happened in India.

Here comes another Chinese earthquake: ebrbrbrbrbrbr

Wouldn’t he be happy that there are no electronics allowed?

RealDebrid with Stremio or Kodi.

The 24 hours passed.

IRS commin’ in tellin’ me “Ain’t you boys goin’ gimme some back taxes?”

I told them they’d be lucky if they got some front taxes.

Rooting your vacuum cleaner. If that’s not proof we’re living in the future, I don’t know what is.

I never thought there would be such a thing as too much sarcasm. It bends reality and circles back on itself. Impressive.

poor people are poor as shit

rich people who are richer off the backs of poor people are not poor as shit