Hey! Edible Underwear!

You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he’s John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?

My favourite is seeing the ones that end up at Dollarama, last time it was a whole shelf of Marvel’s Eternals and Shazam Fury of the Gods

Om mom mom mom Mom mom Mom, mom mom THERE’S NO LIMIT

there was already a crypto scam using his name

For awhile it was being remade as Snow White and the Seven Magical Creatures then images from the set came out and backlash led to this CGI trash

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I once saw a city bus that had a whole bus-wide and bus-long dolly attached to the side of it full of movie cameras and studio lighting aimed into the bus windows, just driving down the public road taking up both Southbound lanes (4 lane road) with no police escort or anything.

MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!

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the joys of living right in front of a bus stop

I remember a long time ago Starbucks put out some Baileys/Kaluha style liqueurs and a bunch of people went to the media losing their shit like THEY’RE MAKING BOOZE APPEALING TO CHILDREN MAKE IT STOP.

Twas a quaint time.

Tow Truck towing a Tow Truck towing a Tow Truck towing a Transport Truck with a Trailer

Imagine paying thousands for second row seats and getting stuck behind that silly ass hat

Cornbread. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Conveniently enough the kevin nealon-looking murderer is already in prison garb

Does anyone remember that social media ad for Elemental that got picked apart online, of someone in an ostensibly full theatre filming the screen then everyone cheering when some character appeared?

You’re telling people to do this.

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