It comforts me to know I can buy a key for my TSA-Approved lock if I forget the combination.

His Three Daughters. In the theater. Time and money well spent.

I assure you the spiders would still be the most of my problems.

I always thought that was part of the character he plays and that he’s basically joking. Some of his complaints are ridiculous, like once he said not to use a dough splitter to scoop chopped veggies. He can’t be serious about that stuff.