Are you hiring? I’ve been known to chew a mean shower curtain and even the occasional sofa. And I can hit a mouse with a tampon from the other side of the kitchen.

that’s said

“that said”

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/that said

Also the absolute lack of privacy. It’s like having a Facebook account.

We’re certainly governed by them.

They taste different when cooked.

As a woman who works with men, “bro” and “man” (thanks, man) seem to signify comradarie that I don’t receive. It’s not a big enough deal to bring up in the workplace, but I associate it with feeling left out and it makes me sad sometimes. Since you asked.

Generous. Most high schoolers I knew would never be caught thinking.

Which is surprising, considering how many male “apostles” he had.

External hard drive

Yeah his intentions were pretty clear.

It’s this one. It’s been in the news a lot.

Can you link that study please?

Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit from The Tale of Samuel Whiskers by Beatrix Potter, in case it saves someone else a reverse image search.

Wet cheeks | Wet cheeks

It showcases the curiosity, which is the best and most dangerous part of the cat. A very exciting photo.

One is too many and 1000 is not enough.

Where did you put your wallet, phone, and keys?

Nice job, quality pun work

That’s why I like it. It’s like a perfect loop gif, but a meme.