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It’s a fresh hot SCOP dog! With only minor traces of lead and radiation.

Idea: tarpit, but let it escape after indexing about 10,000 instances of these silly maps generated by our own AI.

There were no food allergies because they died of anaphylaxis as infants. There was no autism because they were institutionalized as "mentally retarded,’ hidden from the public and often killed themselves. There were no gays because they had to hide or be lynched. There were no transgender people because they had to hide who they were, and many died by suicide. And they were “fine” with no vaccines because anyone who didn’t have a strong enough immune system Died. So get this bullshit out of here if you’ve ever relied on a young person to care for you, modern medicine to keep you alive, mental Healthcare to keep you from slipping into senile insanity, and the compassion of others. You’re still alive because your offspring saw your lack of empathy, and realized how important it really is…

This is so obviously satire, who tf be downvoting?

Nope. The survived an explosion, fell a few miles, and got crushed inside the capsule and killed by g forces upon hitting the water…

Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.

The trolls be a- trolling on this fine summer morning…

Naw the west is still active all night, the vampires are just lurkers.

No, that’s too merciful. Publicly hang them upside-down in DC, covered in flesh-eating beetles.

Heck yeah. Slava Ukraini!

I wish you a very nice go the fuck away you objectifying predator.

That’s not a thumb you dumbass, that’s her index finger separated from the others for the cat to rest on. Thumb is on the other side of the cat. Have you never held a cat in one arm and cradled it on your palm like that?

Edit: I checked, to humor you. It’s a well-known image of Carrie Fisher in costume as princess Leiah, taken decades before anything even resembling an AI existed.

Jack in with your personal link.

…so Jimmy Neutron can penetrate concrete?

I like a sideways version of H, but my girlfriend likes D, so I end up sideways in a coffin housed within a section of the tesseract blanket that’s slightly outside of the material plane and it’s lovely

You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.

You have to eat enough calories to keep up with it, and while your body is stronger, you’ll still wear out and likely need all your joints replaced within a decade.

Was waiting for someone to mention it. Hopefully it holds up and a whole-ass Blackwall doesn’t become necessary… but of course, it inevitably will happen. The corps will it so.

Nono they’re right about basically all but the no reason and ignoring gravity part. The fact that we can design an airframe that stays together under those kinds of forces is indeed absolutely crazy.