You say shitpost, but this is or at least was reality. During the worse of times, gas could be either counterfeit or diluted and the best known way to tell on the spot was by taste. Even then, you couldn’t be sure so you had to feel how the car drove after refueling.
There’s probably lots of deadened tongues in countries with fuel supply issues.
Won’t breaking bones increase the chance of an embolism occurring?