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Like I actually want to vomit. That homunculus makes me lose my appetite.

Oh, I was just making an ostrich joke

“Allegedly…”

Also, add in the drastically higher incidence of parasites and plague!

“Baby, you’ve got a stew goin’!”

He’d have been fragged so fast idek if he’d get a nickname. I weep for what could have been.

It’d be so lit.

Fuggin’ turn it over, or let us fall through the grate. We’re already burnt to a crisp.

Real nice hams.

Libreoffice is so nice. I also use onlyoffice on my phone, and have liked it so far.

It’s bonkers lol yeah. I love the Gestrals.

I recently finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and I think it fits the bill perfectly. I laughed, I cried, I raged, I celebrated, I was in awe. Really a beautiful story and deep take on life and existence. I went into it blind and highly recommend that kind of experience as well.

Dope lol definitely gonna check it out.

Jade Empire, baby! Finally got back around to it. I usually return to this game every so often but this is my first time playing it on a steam deck. Pretty easy control customization straight out of the box in the game itself. Also the first time playing it with gamepad in a while so lots of nostalgia from my old Xbox days.

Red 4 Dead 2

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.

I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.

And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.

I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.

Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, l’m a real freak. I’m not normal.

Ma’am… Please… You have to crush me.

Edit: Link

I wonder if a squirt bottle would still work/be better? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol

Edit: I’m sure it would be cheaper, so my real question is if the monkeys would respond well enough to water lol

Jesus. That title hit too hard. Fuck this timeline.

I think they’re on the same train of thought, tbh. I read it as if they hadn’t, they would have been safe from him.

Damn. That was brutal. Had me chuckling for a good couple minutes. Thank you for that lol

But…

Real eyes realise real lies…

It’s all in the rhyme there.