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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.

    I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.

    And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.

    I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.

    Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, l’m a real freak. I’m not normal.

    Ma’am… Please… You have to crush me.

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    2 months ago

    Honestly, if a cat was super interested in one of my bratwurst, I’d give them a present lol probably one I’d let cool for some time too, so it’s not too hot for them.

    I have a feeling this kitty made some friends, but wouldn’t put it past them to snag it haha. My mom’s cat used to take all the dog toys in the neighborhood and everyone knew just to come to the door to ask for them back lol

    Edit: “if” not “of”