Mind elaborating on how you’re wired wrong? Genuinely curious to see which, if any, traits we share.

I proudly donate to Planned Parenthood, The Satanic Church, and NPR on a monthly basis.

Edit: The Satanic TEMPLE. My mistake. 🙂

Oh my god, yes.

The most effective way to start a fire, for me, is to use fire-starting candles that Yankee Candle make.

Y’know what, TIL. I’d always thought they were more of a political entity that operated under an antagonistic (to some) name. Come to find out, though, through the magic of THE INTERNET, that they are a non-theistic new religious movement.

TST isn’t a religion.

Which religion are you referring to?

Which, incidentally, are all phrases in the positive.

I paid for their app and I’ve never felt more torn about recommending a product. On the one hand, it works pretty darned well (except for the inability to comment ON YouTube). On the other hand, I’ve contacted their support at LEAST three times and have no response. No bueno.

I don’t know, like measurements of something. Quantities of something. Distance, speed, volume.

If we’re talking about things that are easily quantifiable, not very much at all.

Get your booty on the floor tonight.

I could tell by the pixels.

“The cost of football tickets went up.” “Have you considered curling?” I think is basically what you’re saying.

I’d like to see it used for medicine.

I send that to my students through Google Classroom literally every Wednesday. I teach high school juniors and seniors.

Your mom.

#falsedichotomy

Howdy! FTFY.

Same goes for “howdy.” It’s not a question.