Fine, just fail them. This is a problem for the parents to address. And if the parents refuse, then they can enjoy having a child who lives off of benefits and aspires to be an “influencer”. Lol.

Lol, Elon would be NaXichrist or some other nonsense that seems edgy to a 14-year old who won’t take their shirt off in a pool.

Eh, Elon is nuts…but this is paranoid-schizophrenia nuts, not K-hole nuts.

…it can be

casually pushes a $1 bill forward…eh?

He was an amazing physicist and a…complicated…person. But He deserves to be honored with my dick-joke username.

Tired of these morons with tin badges killing with impunity. They say they’re afraid of everything, to justify killing. Maybe it’s time to give them something to actually fear. Maybe we’re afraid of them.

I’m pretty fucking depressed lately. But boobs always cheer me up. Thanks!

Empathy…see myself in the other person’s shoes. Often I do this and it makes me think they’re an even bigger asshole, but I try at least.

So we’re in sad complicated times. And sure, nice boobs probably aren’t gonna fix that…maybe. But they’re nice to see. They help take our minds off of all this other horrible shit. And so I thank you. They’re lovely.

…so we’re sending brown folks to what are basically concentration camps and we’re not sure if they’re alive or not. We’re…basically there.

I mean…it’s more a punishment for you than me…but get the gloves, I guess. I did eat Taco Bell earlier. Fair warning.

“I’m a US Citizen, eat my dick”.

I…don’t care. I look forward to a time when we’re having Nuremberg trials for the Trump admin. This too shall pass.

Anyone else becoming consciously aware of things they just can’t say because China is now going to be the next superpower?

…at least their list of banned statements are coherent and predictable…I guess. With the Trump admin, you could say “I like Gouda cheese” and a few years later find yourself in El Salvador because Trump, or some other moron, got upset that The Netherlands wouldn’t willingly be annexed.

…I hate laughing at the downfall of my own country, but we definitely had it coming. I guess Chinese is the new lingua franca. Anyway, can someone help me understand why “Ma” in Mandarin means both weed and mom? How do I buy weed in Beijing?

Oh no. Anyway…

Okay, I’m IBM Aptiva old.

N

PugJesus was lost in an unfortunate hunting accident.

…I’m older.

…Oregon Trail older, motherfucker.