Whining is only permitted on the android platform

100% idle wealth tax

America gets its inner space episode

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Blind fold their eyes, give them a cigarette, and remember to compost

Firing squad is less disgusting

Seize the yachts, make them billionaire prison boats, national guard shoots anyone who leaves

40 years too late

Big geology? You mean Dominos pizza?

Mississippi is so poor, corrupt and backwards it makes Alabama look progressive. The entire state should be ran by the federal government until it gets up to first world standards.

Fuck Disney, we should put a sledgehammer through Walt’s frozen brain

Yeah like if the media and Hillary didn’t conspire to created a pied piper candidate that is unraveling our social contract by the day

They missed out on 2007’s improv everywhere and just wanted to be apart of something

Billionaires are the real welfare queens

Microsoft works

I’d subscribe if there were anything worth watching. Occupational reality shows on every channel. Streaming has gotten so bad lately that I don’t think we’re going to have a culture in the future just people setting themselves on fire for TikTok clout

Hopefully he paid for his mp3s and cat food

Use residential IP and the friction stops

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Reddit? But they’re our rivals!