Betteridge’s law of headlines says that I won’t survive…
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1·27 days agoAlso, you may find a local store or boutique that sells quirky items. One popular brand that they’ll often carry is Fred, they make lots of ridiculous items. Other brands that I’ve found over the years are Larissa Loden, and Blue Q
Depending on the audience, there are cute little plush things, Giant Microbes, which have a line of sexual transmitted diseases. If you get one for an SO, they can say, “13esq gave me chlamydia for Christmas…”
Other good joke gifts can come from any inside joke that you may have with your SO, so these are very situational. At one point, I had joked that my SO was a sugar mama because she was paying for something expensive for us. I later got her a t-shirt for a candy called Sugar Mama.
On one date, we were the only ones dining at an outside patio at a nicer Italian restaurant. We had ordered wood fire pizzas. Anyway, a very large rat came to visit the patio, and we had joked about it at the time, even naming the rat. I later gave her an ornament of a felt rat holding a pizza slice (which is apparently a thing).
I can’t think of any others right now, but I love giving little joke gifts to people along with real ones.
Exactly. That’s why the “13yo” kid having sex seems less worrisome.
The picture seems weird. The parent asking about emojis, ends their question with a kiss emoji? I don’t know that I buy it’s real
What’s the opposite of the False Consensus Effect, where you feel like no one probably agrees with you?
11·2 months agoThat’s disappointing
Well it’s been 24 months since I’ve last heard that kind of complaint…
It looks like an English Springer Spaniel to me. And what do you mean about the eyes? What looks wrong to you?
33·2 months agoWhy is the changing her life part (losing weight and getting a divorce after seeing Bigfoot) relevant? Did she leave her husband to try to get with Bigfoot and is suing the state because they claim her new beau doesn’t exist? Wild!
61·4 months agoDo you think this cat is leading a double life? They’re raking in twice the treats and food!
18·5 months agoThere’s a lot of references to this, but it looks like there’s not a known source. Interestingly, the first reference to this tablet was from 1908. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/10/22/world-end/
Very cute! I keep seeing that white thing in the background as a cigarette in little Yeti’s paw.