Zamn, Garfield got yoked

Don’t worry, soon enough someone will figure out how to install Gentoo on it, and then you can have a headache every time you compile packages.

[Laughs in pansexual]

QTerminal, xterm, and of course, the good ol’ Linux console when I don’t wanna do anything graphical.

Sure, Grampa, now let’s get you to bed.

Not to be that guy, but ackshually EarthLink was founded in 1994 and, for all I know, may or may not have offered email yet at that point.

Also, AOL gang here, we can’t be friends.