Hello!

Really hope this passes FDA guidelines and makes it to the market, my CPAP is a pain in the ass

While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection

You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes

Weed, junk food, and self-loathing mostly

That stuff will make you shit worse than taco bell

Secomding this. My fiancée and I have a standing rule that if we ever find an abandoned guinea pig, we’re taking them in. We have spare cages and our two piggies would be more than happy to have another friend.

I was going to say this is a normal line cook breakfast

We are all rock on this blessed day

2 million is technically also millions, so could be less than a penny per person

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Second the ratchet and clank suggestion. Such a great series overall! I’m not at all ashamed to admit that I own or owned every single game in the series at some point (with the exception of the app which I didn’t find out about until far too late)

Like this?

I’m a big fan of boost, it feels the closest to what RIF was before the bs with 3rd party reddit apps

Go fast enough and you can make him spank himself

Bro, what is with you today? Between this and the toenails, you really want to hurt us don’t you?

Does anyone know how I can delete a post uploaded by someone else?

Definitely a possibility. Either way, as a PA resident I’m pissed as all hell

I really think it’s the stroke, it was pretty immediately after that when he went full MAGAt

You’re chill, that’s a good way to be. I wish I could raise my own livestock, mostly for milk/eggs.