EYE BEAM & SCREAM

I wrote a shell script my mom just has to click on to run the updates and she still can’t figure it out. The filename is literally “ClickHereToRunUpdatesMom.sh”

I’m also Gen Z

Still can’t find a job, so I’m both financially AND mentally unstable

Understandable, moka pot coffee isn’t my favorite, just thought it might be a serviceable budget friendly option. I’ve had decent cups out of mine by preheating the water before putting it in the bottom and putting an aeropress filter on top of the bed of coffee grounds.

Those piston machines are insane and the grinders are even more expensive. It may just be a thing that’s best kept as a nice treat when you’re in Italy then.

You may like moka pot coffee. I’m a real coffee nut, been roasting my own for over a decade now. It’s a real rabbit hole, and something you could almost certainly get into if you’d like, but only really worth it if you’re looking for a new hobby. If you’re not, probably best to keep it as a nice occasional treat.

[email protected] I miss venting with a bunch of other cooks on reddit, but unfortunately this community is pretty inactive.

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Also it doesn’t take much longer to make a burger at home. I get that cleanup can take some time, and a lot of folks are averse to deep frying at home. But if I want a burger and fries, nine times out of ten I’m going to make it myself.

I’m also a line cook so I probably enjoy cooking more than most folks

I don’t blame you! I remember discovering him when I was in middle school and it felt like a life changing experience at the time.

Great summary, but just as a point of order apparently the bat might not have actually been alive when he bit it: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c72ppzwek90o

That being said, he apparently did on a separate occasion bite the heads off of two live doves. Dude was on hella drugs and alcohol, but goddamn was he talented.

Likewise. Then I realized how much better lemmy is than reddit and never looked back. Way higher quality content and discussions here

Hello!

Really hope this passes FDA guidelines and makes it to the market, my CPAP is a pain in the ass

While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection

You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes

Weed, junk food, and self-loathing mostly

That stuff will make you shit worse than taco bell

Secomding this. My fiancée and I have a standing rule that if we ever find an abandoned guinea pig, we’re taking them in. We have spare cages and our two piggies would be more than happy to have another friend.

I was going to say this is a normal line cook breakfast

We are all rock on this blessed day