Check your car between the seat and the door, or the seat and center console. This happened to me once, then a couple years later to a neighbor, so I was able to help him find his.

Signed, Tyler Durden.

Obviously run his ass over in a Walmart parking lot.

I got kicked off 2 years ago for saying “fuck Ukraine”, because some little bundle of twigs was quacking about how he/she loved the colors of a particular Van Gogh painting because the colors matched the Ukraine flag.

And poor people are theoretically smarter than zombies. Even conservatards occasionally. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1518107286215389

Hers is the most blatant, her husband being a hedge fund trader (or some such). She beats even the best stock traders, including Warren Buffet. Trump is by far the most corrupt, slimy, scumbag, pederast politician I’ve seen in my lifetime though.

Not to mention out-and-out corruption. The scumbags collecting money off of it just give it to their family and buddies while not a drop “trickles down” to the ones who need it. This is most glaring in California, but I’m not some MAGA retard. Corruption is spread through all of government.

In David Graeber’s book, Bullshit Jobs, he discusses the idea that many jobs that are the most beneficial to society are the most undervalued.

A few years ago I discovered that my girlfriend takes monster shits. She only poops once every 3 or 4 days. When I say “horse turd”, I’m not kidding, just looking at one of these makes my ass hurt. Anyway, apparently this sort of thing isn’t unheard of. I stumbled on a Reddit post about something called a “poop knife”. I repurposed my shittiest chef’s knife (pun intended) for this task, which has cut down on the number of times I have to plunge the toilet. We wash it off every time with tile cleaner, so it never goes in the dish washer. I’ve blunted the edge since it doesn’t need to be sharp, and my girlfriend is a complete klutz. I can easily imagine her dropping it and cutting off a toe. Imagine having to explain to an ER doc cutting your toe off with a poop knife.

Fox News are scumbags, no doubt, but most republicans are for med for all. Our scumbag politicians on both sides of the aisle are the ones who are fucking us over.