I wish there was a filter to block any post with this asshat’s name in it.

He should have gone into politics instead of acting. Then the case would have been dropped.

“Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win…”

I’m sure the cops will harass them anyway.

Lock them up! Lock them up! (In Arkham.)

“Yevgeny, It’s Vladimir! Hey, no hard feelings buddy! Why don’t you fly on over so we can put all of this behind us?”

No, no, NO! It’s the drag people at the libraries that do this!

So the Special Lunar Operation didn’t go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days…

This is why you don’t handle TRAITORS with kid gloves and give them house arrest.

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn’t figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

I’m in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

Fox Viewers: ‘Don’t get vaccinated because there are brain controlling microchips hidden in the jab.’ Also Fox Viewers: ‘I can’t wait to get one of Elon’s brain chips to own the libs!’