Nah, height is feet and inches

0.454 l

I’m 14st 13lb. Nowhere near 15 stone.

Because fuck Spez, that’s why.

Yeh, me. I don’t really think in words. More like visualisations of what I’m doing, have been doing, or are going to do.

Laws that were enacted by the previous Tory government who were in power for 12 years.

Starmer/Labour have only been in government for a few months so for them to have done what Musk is suggesting in such a short time, is quite the achievement.

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Fuck you, man!

Bravo, motherfucker :D

I’ve seen you around Lemmy for a little while now. Why do you insist on referring to yourself in the 3rd person?

Part of my job (fibre project engineer) is to oversee the building of fibre optic spine cables. Think of an 864 fibre cable snaking it’s way through town with various drop off nodes for local access networks to be built.

I also oversee the termination of the cable in the exchange, and the testing of the spine to make sure it’s within loss limits and that the right fibres are going to the right nodes.

I will often put a minor fault on in the exchange to see if the guys doing the testing pick up on the issue and report it back to me. Maybe a slightly dislodged connector, or fibre 275 crossed with fibre 276, for example.

Most of the time, the guys doing the testing will pickup on the issue and resolve it report it back to me. If it doesn’t get picked up on, I’ll make sure I keep a closer eye on the build crew.

He turtley did

The other is in the Albert Hall…

Imagine all the people

You’ll Never Work Again

Because he fucking said so, that’s why!

Yep. Look after your teeth folks.

Old-school reversing sensor

Dayum!!! There’s a Capybara?

It took 3 seconds, and it was AI what figured it all out.