Every one is sexier than the last… Now maybe a shot of your back and asshole? Just keep slowly ramping it up?

At’a girl! Alcohol will definitely do that sometimes…

I didn’t see a damn thing you should be in regret of. Pretty sexy shot, actually.

At’a fuckin girl!

You’re perfect. Have you gotten any better at the ropes? (Shibari) Are you still into it?

I suppose that’d do…??.. That is: If you don’t have any videos of your ex doing the things you asked us to vote for… Mmmhmm…

I’m a sucker for squirting girls… One of my favorites is when she’s riding me cowgirl with her asshole and working her pussy with her hands until she’s squirting on my chest and stomach. It’s a real fuckin struggle to keep from cumming in her ass every single damn time, and to be honest, I lose that battle more than I win it. So, I’d love to see you doing that.

Easy., why would I?

I just got cultured by a big sexy-assed set of titties! Thank you, gals! I didn’t even know National Hugging Day was a thing. I had to look that shit up.

Fuckin bear hug (((Grrr!!!))) for ya, girl!

Maybe we should get all our news from porn… More accurate that most the bullshit i see on the Internet anymore…

At’a fuckin girl… Goddamn!

If you’re serious, then fuck yes, I got ya girl…

I do… And I am… Will you film it for us, if we do for you? Edit: a letter.,.

I know that’s right. We all fuckin love Ruth!

Possibly overrepresented on a couple Frank Zappa albums…

Funny faces!! Fuck yes! That’s just sexy as fuck!! Gimme that

Wide range, there. I love it!

Gotta be Moonlight Sonata…

Maybe the Live 101 Proof version of Panera’s “War Nerve”

Or Freebird, maybe?

Stubborn Love or Angela, by the Lumineers?

Fuck… Depends on the day, but I’ll always go back to Moonlight…

That’s true… And what I was (jokingly) referencing…

But, my Dad’s mother, my Granny…

She was a natural Lefty…

And musically inclined…

Her Daddy slacked the strings on the family guitar before he left for work…

She figured out how to tune that instrument…

Those in her church, later, made fun of her for playing backwards chords, because she was a lefty. .

She learned to play the other way, too… And she taught me both…

There’s so many sides and nuances to every thought in our lives…

It was a harmless joke, but it has roots in my reality…

This shit is so often much deeper than we think…

You made a fuckin hell of a statement, but it’s without context or understanding…

I was just making an off-handed joke…

There is a fucking shitload of lefties in baseball… Because it fucks with the righties when they’re batting…

Baseball?

Some days are just… Right…