Don’t worry we’ve arrested the 911 caller. Proceed with the fire.

Do I still have the same parents?

Obvious click bait. No one is friends with JD Vance.

Start calling him Hagueseth because that’s where he belongs.

Money

This is a Bosch. It will probably be ok. They’re in a good neighborhood.

Most people think the cubicle is a downgrade from what we had before. I think this comes from people believing these people would be in offices if not for the cubicle farm. In reality most of these people would be in a open environment with desks next to each other. The cubicle was the upgrade.

Can’t do business or government without VPNs nowadays.

Looks like I need to start working on my Irish accent.

Not quite priceless. Someone has a price.

Non pay wall.

https://archive.is/20251006233701/https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-war-dissent-charlie-kirk-killing-1235440581/

As American I say this is unacceptable! We should revolt!

There is no cat in this picture. Therefore this is not Istanbul, merely Constantinople.

Hmm, well it’s not a bike. I know that much.

Dong, dong, dong!

40s. Have a group of friends that try to meet up twice a month to play Dungeons and Dragons. Then we have other friends we probably see every few months.

I brush my teeth.

Why aren’t you waiting for it to warm up, before you get in?

Wages is hopeful thinking. They want to eliminate your job completely.

Trying to live in America’s most populous state, Denial.