My wife actually buys a bunch of this shit. We’ve got packages arriving from China almost weekly and I hate it.

There’s only been one of her influenced buys that has been any good, but I’d trade it for not having a Chinese garbage dump for a house.

We don’t all call them fukkking morons? What do you call the dumbest white supremacists?

Evolution doesn’t trend toward good it or bad, only what survives. It’s up to us to make sure only the good mutations survive.

Big Gil Gunderson vibes…

Sweet Caroline has always existed

Remember when Biden said some idiotic thing earlier in the war about how Ukraine wasn’t thankful enough and felt that support was owed to them? That’s when I knew Biden want taking this seriously. It was theatrics to him.

How much for you to paint them to look like toy eggs and ship to the US?

In Soviet Amerika, MS Windows throw you.

Not sure where I was going with this one honestly. Started as a callback to Russia owning the White House and then I theew in some corporate twist and couldn’t figure out how to land it.

We have an asteroid incoming, so there’s hope…

Well, he swore near the bible if that counts.

Finally some real solutions to America’s problems.

Butt hurt? Naw.

Disgusted with your parents for raising such an ass? Absolutely.

Ahh, you haven’t learned anything since the 60’s. Your idiotic ramblings are starting to make sense…

It seems like you think you’re funny… ??

God you’re insufferable

So THAT’S the “Great” that they want to make America again…

Awww, one of them thinks they learned something…

The term ‘magat’ is just so on the nose, no matter how deep you go with the analogy.

A maggot is a mindless sack of flesh that wriggles and writhes all over itself and its neighbors, feeding on a constant diet of rot and decay. And if it survives that stage? It becomes a fly, attracted to steaming piles of shit, regurgitating the same diet that it feeds on just to consume it again, and then buzzing off to distract, annoy, and generally piss off the regular folk who are just trying to get on with their day.

Those people are the other fascists. You can’t be a part of the problem without being part of the problem.