The font/script they chose makes it look like it reads “anus dumper” in cursive.

ManRoachRat? Half man, half roach, half rat? Are u cereal?

Why does this dude have a Joseph Goebbels “I’ve just had my picture taken by a Jewish person” look on his face?

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.