You can only teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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Cake day: April 1st, 2024
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It works everytime you touch someone you admire or love.
Remember that you matter, and I hope that you are okay, and have a fabulous day…!
You attempt skydiving without a parachute. Once…
You can never find the batteries required to make it work
You can only write ‘hello world’
You get food poisoning from everything you eat or drink
You can only inflict it on yourself
You’re a staunch vegetarian
You ward everyone away with your constant bad body odor
Citation please.
4·7 months agoJokes on you, No loved ones, so who cares if you pull the lever or not, go have a frothy instead.
3·1 year agoA church from 1845(ish),
Apparently there was one building from the 1830s but it was knocked down for a hospital, which ironically was also knocked down.
Look at the big brain on Brad…!
“A hole bowl? No sorry that’s a “colander””
The breakfast cereal