Antitrust probe into a company whose products have been banned and shamelessly copied in every way possible is just so funny at this point that it is like ???

Exactly. Once a stock hits a certain price swings one way or another do have big impact on market cap right now. But context and history are important in the grand scheme

A very interesting explanation. Totally enjoy the physics aspect! Maybe that can ne the radiation power??

What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?

Yup. Same!

The pandemic broke so much. Inflation and affordability are keeping it so. The crazies out there, the mass shootings happening, the feelings of anxiety. Yeah. Not helping either.

Overly cropped.

Bonus: the ice cream machine is broken and waiting for parts

I mean they say this is the guy they’re looking for…but is it?? I don’t recognize him at all. Also he doesn’t seem to have that fancy backpack in between pictures. This leads me to believe that these are 2 separate dudes. Clothing colors are also different.

That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

• Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

…Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

Scam. I get messages like this everyday and I know I don’t have any USPS packages coming. Also a bit.ly link is super suss

I have too much of a backlog of games i haven’t played yet. I did not buy anything. Friendly reminder to play your playlist before buying a new game.

Everybody dance now!

I’ve eaten it. It’s basically a slighty jazzed-up Dave’s single burger with a sauce I’ll call “interesting” instead of having their normal ketchup/mustard/mayo (personally hate mayo on burgers). It’s tangy with a little spice/zest (cayenne?) and I didn’t think it was great. Interesting novelty, but I won’t be having it again.

So weird…

…so you’re suggesting some kind of “replacement theory”… Go on…those dumb dumbs would hate if the meaning of that phrase got flipped. lol

He better hope she doesn’t witch him the fuck up. Like i dunno turning him into a newt?

Lover by Taylor Swift. Also Toxic by Brittany

I wonder if Bezos didn’t have a hand in all this