They’re eating… they’re eating the PETS! -stable genius

Second. Sniping that damn scout midair as he concjumps the moat in 2fort.

Where is goldbug hiding?

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

You’re never fully dressed without a smile

Gender: fluid

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Ah yes. The memories of a few minutes of flavor and a few more of sadness as you chew hoping it would return.

I’ll never forget that time at 6yrs old when I just kept chewing. It eventually just disintegrated and I was left with the consistency of old wet kleenex. I had to literally scrape my tongue to get rid of it all.

It’s the missed quicktime events that gnaw at my soul.

🎶 Would you light my candle? 🎵

What We Left Behind: Looking Back at Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Theatre full of Trekkies so it was a target audience only.

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.

“You are a human too” for all people.

Camp Crystal Lake

No Swimming

Beware the Crocs

No favorite. Back doesn’t hurt. Maybe if I wait long enough that 4th ace will show up. It’s back discomfort. Yea. That sounds adult like.