Since you mentioned Satan, here’s a pic of the pulometru side by side with Orthodox icons (that’s Arsenie Boca - a famous Romanian priest, theologian, and saint).

And here’s the translation (for the length one):

“Harmless/inoffensive”

“Oribil” = horrible

There are different styles, but that’s the most popular one.

My boyfriend’s parents bought him the apartment we’re currently living in together as an 18th birthday present; money isn’t exactly an issue for his family. My family, on the other hand, could never afford to live like this.

Well, yeah, it’s specifically designed to erode your attention span and hook you on short-form content.