8===D (;)

The hero we never knew we needed

Ah yes, the “portables” that never moved. They’re still at my old school, decades after I’ve left they’re still in the same damn spots.

Pepperoni

That does beg the question though as to just how many babies do you need to grind up for 5lbs of baby powder?

Uh oh, this is awkward…

Because we can’t afford our own lives, how are we supposed to support children? Not even taking into account for how absolutely fucked we all are. Our planet is dying, how can we bring children into this world if it’s all falling apart?

Does that horse have 4 horsepower or 5?

I’m a freelance beer sandwich artist, my partner is a paranormal ghost pepper streamer, and our budget is $2.4 million.

The mitochondria is the POWERHOUSE of the cell!

It’s about damn time! I’ve been waiting for this since 1998!