Over the past while, our government has essentially turned our welfare system into a parody of the US’s. This guy makes the most amazing Lego sculptures, and it’s so fucking sad he’s going through this.

Maybe you should tell that to the comedian who wrote the joke 30 years ago

Maybe they’re going by body mass? 1 Hamas = the weight of 10 babies, so that’s what makes it right! Logic!

If you can get access to 4oD, say with a VPN, there are episodes of Grand Designs where people refurbish castles.

It’s easy to lump everyone together into the 'bad’uns" category, but from my experience even the worst of bad’uns have some humanity in them.

Sometime it’s just very deep down ;)

I’ve always been a bit wary of apps which haven’t been released to the app store (maybe I’m overly paranoid!), so I’m just gonna stick with my crappy spreadsheet for now instead, until it gets updated. Appreciate the suggestion though :)

So far, once security arrive and see that the person refusing to leave the plane is physically unable to leave the plane, the bat starts to get swung towards the airline. I’ve been lucky I guess in that the human factor always kicks in to my favour.

Once I had law enforcement called (I can’t remember where I was exactly - as frequent fliers can empathise with - but it was somewhere in east Asia, maybe China) to remove me and I was freaking out about being stuck into a prison, and when the officers arrived they took one look at me and started SCREAMING at the flight crew. If I hadn’t been stressed to the hilt and freaking about about the deadline I was missing I probably would have found it hilarious.

(Also sorry if I sounded facetious before, where I’m from being legless is slang for being drunk so I was making a joke that I now realise no one else will have got)

Honestly I would love them to try, I could use some extra cash.

I love how my joke went down as well as a foetus down the toilet

Women’s reproductive rights are a complex issue. On the one hand there’s killing babies; on the other there’s giving women a choice.

Tough call.

E: some of the PMs I’m getting for repeating this are absolute gold.

E2: we’re all going to hell

Shame it was written for an old ass version of Android or I’d happily switch.

E: Idk why this is getting downvoted. I can’t install it from the Play Store because the app hasn’t been updated. Why is that controversial? 😅

For what, flying while legless?

As a wheelchair user who has the misfortune of needing to fly quite often: my go-to method when this happens (which is about 30% of the time) is to refuse to leave. That way, a nice bunch of burly security officers come and lift me off, saving me the days of pain that dragging myself on the floor causes.

It’s awesome living in a society that doesn’t give a shit.

🤯

Those pesky weapons of mass destruction hidden all over Iraq just had to be destroyed! Evidence? What evidence? We don’t need evidence!!

Now don’t be silly, you’re implying there is logic and reason to their arguments instead of just emotion.

And Israel doing the same thing in response is different because…

LOOK AT MA BALLS

With all that dancing you’ll be out of breath, huffin and puffin

Looks to me more like escarstopped