- This is why I believed in Santa till I was like 10. One year, my sister and I got a couple big presents, but I knew my folks were in a bad financial spot. “There’s no way Mom and Dad could afford this, it must’ve been Santa!” - Turns out it was just more debt :( - But you know what, I bet your folks would do it all over again in a heartbeat. I imagine your excitement was worth it for them. - deleted by creator 
 
- This warms and chills my heart at the same time. - Same. My heart is the same on average, but it’s still uncomfortable. 
 
 
- “It’s the hope that’s important. Big part of belief, hope. Give people jam today and they’ll just sit and eat it. Jam tomorrow, now – that’ll keep them going forever.” - AND YOU MEAN THAT BECAUSE OF THIS THE POOR GET POOR THINGS AND THE RICH GET RICH THINGS? - “’s right,” said Albert. “That’s the meaning of Hogswatch.” - Death nearly wailed. - BUT I’M THE HOGFATHER! He looked embarrassed. AT THE MOMENT, I MEAN. - “Makes no difference,” said Albert, shrugging. - Hogfather, Sir Terry Pratchett (GNU)
 - THIS IS WRONG. Death hesitated. I MEAN…IT’S RIGHT TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT. BUT YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT HAVING. THERE’S NO POINT IN BEING HAPPY ABOUT HAVING NOTHING. - Tell that to the Buddhists! 
 
- GNU Terry Pratchett 
 
- Yeah Santa is very classist, he believes giving to the poor will create a dependence on welfare and drug checks the poor kids before giving them even cheap things 
- To be fair, so does everybody else. 
- I love that meme format. Where is it from? - Probably from this episode of Cunk on Britain 😁 
 
- Every year, Santa gets gifts for every good child - The parents can bribe Santa to redirect a gift that would normally go to someone else to them 
- Santa is a die hard capitalist, just like his best friend: Supply-side Jesus! 
- Give the poor kids coal, they yearn for the mines 
- I think it’s far more than that though. I think a lot of parents would agree with me that Christmas morning and birthdays are probably the most exciting time of the year. - Debt is debt. It is nothing compared to the joy your child gets. That joy you see in your kid is worth more than most could ever earn anyway. - And I’ve seen the poorest families happily dip into that debt. They know it doesn’t make things easier. - And honestly, that present two days a year is a drop in the bucket of debt if you’re already dealing with debt. - I’m not saying putting yourself in $3k of credit card debt to take your kids to Disneyland is totally worth it, but if you’re several thousand in debt and scraping, that ~$100 present twice a year won’t be the thing that breaks you, and is worth cutting costs elsewhere on a regular basis. 
- That and a gift doesn’t have to be expensive. It doesn’t even have to be bought. - Yeah, everyone here saying that they’re basically buying happiness is making me go crazy - So materialistic - If I ask my son in January what did he get for Christmas he’ll have to think hard 
 
- You’re saying happiness and expensive gifts need to go together… Dude you can make your kids happy by doing things with them you know?? 
 
- That’s why we need a robot Santa. - Hey baby, wanna kill all humans? 
 
- This cut harsh with me 
- Also he’s a known antisemite. 
- Everyone knows that Santa Hates Poor Kids (warning: explicit lyrics)!:-P 
- Is this Brass Eye? 










