“Ever since 2063, we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then. Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up it takes more and more ice each time. Thus, solving the problem once and for all.”
“But…”
“ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!”
just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning… and then he gets mad
#Futuramadidit
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT.
Once and for all!
This also causes the days to be longer. Moving all that ice from Haley’s Comet increased the mass of the Earth.
The ice caps are already falling into the ocean so we basically don’t have to do anything.
It takes heat to make ice, and ice makers aren’t 100% efficient, therefore the amount of heat the ice maker is producing to make the ice will not only offset the coldness of the ice, but surpass it.
It’s simple, we import ice from outside the environment.
Unfortunately, dropping ice asteroids onto earth creates more heat from atmospheric friction.
You guys get all attached with your science theories. This is just pratical. We get the ice from the mexicans and drop in the ocean. Badabing-Badaboom. Easy as that.
It needs to enter the atmosphere very slowly
Thanks anon now my country is fully underwater
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Yeah, I really wish people would avoid using that phrase in general…
I don’t understand my negative ratio here. “‘The Final Solution’ or ‘the Final Solution to the Jewish Question’ was a Nazi plan for the genocide of individuals they defined as Jews during World War II.”
That ice will just melt and increase the sea level by the tiniest amount
There are about 326,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of water in our oceans. I found a neat little calculator to determine how many pounds of ice you’d need to cool water (okay pool water, not ocean water, good enough). The ocean surface temperature has increased about 1.5°F in the last hundred years, let’s reverse it!
[Ocean Vol] / 1000 × [Temp] × 4.375 = 213,937,500,000,0000,000 lbs of ice
Or 1,069,687,500,000,000 tons An enormous ice cube roughly 63 miles or 101km on each side. Super easy!
What if we just freeze a pile of ships or something that is equally bigger and then throw it in the ocean? Or we can freeze all the human waste (garbage) and use it as a giant ice cube.
