(Alright. Im aware ducks are rapey bastards. Most animals are, at least every animal I looked into, which isn’t that many. But we won’t be telling kids this.)
As a person who grew up with a creek full of ducks behind my house, I can say that rapey is just the beginning. I have witnessed multiple drownings by rape followed by hours of necrophilia. I have seen ducks following a vicious gang rape swimming around with bald necks from having all of their feathers ripped out.
They are violent. I have seen males group up and rape and murder fellow males and then attack and rape the corpse for the rest of the day.
When I see a protective mother duck having her babies chased around by kids, I stop them. “You have no idea what that poor girl endured to have that row of ducklings following her around. Leave her alone!”
I shudder at the thought of a more violent animal.
What’s wrong with ducks?
(Alright. Im aware ducks are rapey bastards. Most animals are, at least every animal I looked into, which isn’t that many. But we won’t be telling kids this.)
As a person who grew up with a creek full of ducks behind my house, I can say that rapey is just the beginning. I have witnessed multiple drownings by rape followed by hours of necrophilia. I have seen ducks following a vicious gang rape swimming around with bald necks from having all of their feathers ripped out.
They are violent. I have seen males group up and rape and murder fellow males and then attack and rape the corpse for the rest of the day.
When I see a protective mother duck having her babies chased around by kids, I stop them. “You have no idea what that poor girl endured to have that row of ducklings following her around. Leave her alone!”
I shudder at the thought of a more violent animal.
Dude you need therapy.
Fuckin ducks broke him
Look, you’re old enough to know this by now: you’re really a beautiful swan.