lemmy.yachts
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
nzmaa@lemy.lol to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago

Supportive dad

lemy.lol

message-square
30
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • [email protected]
14

Supportive dad

lemy.lol

nzmaa@lemy.lol to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago
message-square
30
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • [email protected]
  • MataVatnik@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    10 months ago

    I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      10 months ago

      Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts

      • MataVatnik@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        10 months ago

        Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          10 months ago

          Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”

        • Mango@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          10 months ago

          O.O

      • steventhedev@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        10 months ago

        That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

    • Fosheze@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      10 months ago

      “Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”

> Greentext@lemmy.ml

greentext@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1 user / day
  • 5 users / week
  • 210 users / month
  • 1.07K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 8.08K subscribers
  • 405 Posts
  • 2.69K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • MarcellusDrum@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org