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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

The #1 trick they don't want you to know

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The #1 trick they don't want you to know

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.

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      It is inevitable! All shall become crab!

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        That’s my plan too! I hope the ecological niche is still free

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      You also have crabs become non crabs

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      It’s also a highly debated theory.

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        Is it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said ‘evolved crab-like bodies’ instead, as they’d still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.

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    Dammit I’m already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN

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      FASTER!!! FASTER!!!

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        I think there is a song? Which helps the change. " Crab people…

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    Yeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

    Fucking crabs.

    Be better. Be a squid.

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      Yeah, sure, as if I’d like to trash all my points I put in IQ.

      Become an octopus and keep all that XP

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        How dare you!

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      deleted by creator

  • mvirts@lemmy.world
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    The true meaning of carcinization, revealed

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    Removed by mod

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    The best part of this meme is the shoddy watermark coverup job!

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Where?

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        Bottom right

  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    🦀

  • cod@lemmy.world
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    Time for crab

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    Forgot the goal of all evolution

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    I’d walk side to side if I were a crab.

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    can normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something

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      Bears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.

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      If someone is feeding it.

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    deleted by creator

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    Sign me up

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          This kills the crab

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    I feel like a Crabby Patty right now.

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