Does coffee make your testicles swell and float like frame 3?
I hope so
Might be worth trying
Maybe Jack would have survived Titanic if he was a coffee addict, he could have floated several people with just his balls.
Where do i get that cannon?
Best I can do:
But you get no coffee money shot by singing.whoa. You win my lemmy feed for the day. <3 This is fun to sing in my head.
I like where this is going
taco bell bathroom
Caffeine has got to be among the shittiest drugs to get addicted to. There’s no euphoria; you just get anxiety and can’t sit still. And then in a couple of hours you get tired and want to go to sleep.
I just don’t understand how people get addicted to the stuff. Even when I needed to drink it for my job, the moment I quit that place was the same moment I quit drinking coffee. It’s simply not a fun drug at all. There are much better stimulants out there.
get tired and want ~~to go to sleep. ~~
more coffee
It really does suck. You feel tired sooner and right before that you are anxious and jittery
Allow me to introduce you to NICOTINE.
No euphoria, also gives you anxiety, makes you stink, discolors your teeth, hair and nails, and slowly kills you.
Because coffee is fucking delicious. At least good coffee is.
No one drinksmost dont drink coffee for the caffeine, it’s for the taste and warmth.Edit: citation is my ass. You all coffee haters in here?
No one drinks coffee for the caffeine
Citation needed
No one drinks coffee for the caffeine
I do, the days i need an extra push. Barley coffee else, to avoid the abstinence phenomenom.
If that were the case, then decaf would be more popular.
It could be argued that the some of the processes used to decaffeinate the beans can substantially change the flavour profile.
Decaf is significantly more expensive
Because coffee is fucking delicious
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I mean are most caffeine enjoyers addicicted? I don’t think so.
I drink ~ 1 Liter of coffee a day but it’s because I work a 10 hours shift, 4 hour round trip commute, and get 5 - 6 hours of sleep. I never really crave or need caffeine but it does help keep me from falling asleep at the wheel and dying
Even if you’re not addicted, that whole everything you just said is terrible for you, and I say that as someone who’s lived that life before.
You’re 100℅ correct, thanks for your perspective. Aiming to get out of my current work situation in the next few months.
literally me but with tea
I have a friend who pretty much drinks nothing but tea. No water, coffee, alcohol, soft drinks etc. And he does get his 2-3 litres of fluids per day in like that.
You drink 2-3 liters of water a day? That sounds like alot.
Im in the alps, so I have the privilege of having access to virtually free and safe to drink, but also tasty. It’s the cheapest, easiest way to do something good for my health, so i do it. 2-3 litres is usually the recommendation i see and hear everywhere.
Tbh I sometimes drink close to 4 litres, i have to watch my electrolytes more than anything.
… caffeinated tea? Is he not dead? That’s like, 500 mg after a short Google search.
is he not dead
He’s doing great. He’s Irish (as in, born, raised, and living in Ireland), I think it’s pretty normal over there
Irish person here (also as in born, raised and living here), that is not normal.
Hm, I lived with him and his family for half a year when we were both 16 and most people seemed to drink this much tea
Is half a pot of black coffee too much?
How many are you drinking per hour
Yes
Yes.
So that’s the biggest benefit of Keurig machines. Since they only dispense specific measured quantities, each cup is the same size
Edit- autocorrect
As much as I like at some time before 14:00 'o clock and then none.
Caffeine has about 8hrs half-life and blocks a few key receptors in the brain, so it will only mask the tiredness you build up over the day.
You’re missing out. A coffee at 1900 or 2000 with just enough whiskey for taste is my jam on a Friday night.
If I would drink any coffee in that time, (even worse with/or booze) I would be still up the next day by a large margin. :(
Fair enough - everyone has a different reaction. I probably also should have mentioned the hash and beer that usually follow this, always end up ready for bed by 0200ish myself.
Hooray for legal poly drug abuse! (?)
Doesn’t having 2 or 3 cups a day, actually a good thing?
If you filter coffee through a paper filter then there are negligible health benefits to drinking coffee which are probably more than offset by the caffeine.
If you don’t filter it through a paper filter then the cafestol probably negates the benefits before you have to weigh them against the negatives of the caffeine.
Could you be more specific about the negligible health benefits of coffee and the downsides of caffeine? As a regular coffee drinker, I’ve done some searching to try and gauge the long-term risks of consuming ~100-200mg of caffeine per day, and couldn’t really find anything. The medical sources I’ve seen basically say the long term risk is practically non-existent unless you have a specific sensitivity to caffeine, but I’m curious if you’ve seen something different.
I’m not a doctor nor am I an expert, so hopefully not being taken as an authoritative source here, but my understanding is similar to yours regarding caffeine.
What about decaf coffee?
I only play a doctor on TV, but in my professional opinion it grows hair on your teeth.
Hopefully the color will match the color of the hair on my palm that grew from masturbating
Pretty sure that is the cause of cancer
I think you mean the cancer
Yes, but 4-6 cups seems to be a better thing.
Yes but 6-∞ Is better
I HAVENT SLEPT IN DAYS WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ALL I SEE IS ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE. I NEED MY DIRTY BEAN WATER!!
No
what are those… plungers? in the tub?
Looks like espresso machines
Looks like a drip coffee machine imo, the spout is kinda coffee filter shaped
COFFEE IS BEING DISPENSED
Am I the only ones see his acolytes mama birding more coffee?
Ooh, I haven’t tried the cannon thing yet… why did I never think of that?c
