"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:
“You don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.”
Yes, I do. It’s as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg
Not my joke, but a good one:
Dentist: When was the last time these teeth have been flossed?
Patient: You should know, doc. You did it.
Because flossing sucks…
in reducing interproximal gingivitis and dental plaque
Good luck removing that stuff stuck between your teeth with mouth wash alone. Their method didn’t even address that.
That doesn’t say flossing sucks, just that mouth wash is at least as good, but at least one is needed for good dental hygiene.
This, of course, is after the hygenist is done raking your gums with a prison shiv.
… if your mouth is healthy, neither of these things hurt or bleed. The “shiv” is used to measure the pull away happening between your gums and teeth. If you brush/floss regularly, that gap will be small and not inflamed so it won’t hurt or bleed. Likewise with flossing, your mouth is bleeding because it’s fighting off an active infection in the gum tissue. If you flossed enough, there wouldn’t be an infection there to fight and no bleeding would occur.
That may be true in many cases, but some people have more sensitive gums, so it depends how skilled the hygienist is. When I last switched dentists, it was the first time I’d never bled during a visit. Prior dentists told me my oral health was good, but my gums were just very sensitive.
It’s the third panel that really makes it lol
What’s going on in the second one for the strands to diverge like that, though?
Pulley mechanism for more force
For those that are curious about OP’s quote
After a couple of good cleanings and a few months of using a good toothbrush and flossing, I can say that my gums don’t bleed easy anymore, not even at the dentist.
The reason they bleed so easily when the dentist jabs at them, is cause they’re irritated from all the plaque buildup and improper cleaning.
Reminds me of when I had a transphobe actively jabbing my gums and blaming the “estrogen” for weakening my gums.
Thankfully that bitch did not stay there long.
I don’t get how is it that brushing is normal for everyone but somehow flossing seems to be an impossible task. It literally takes even less time. It’s so quick and simple that it just seems dumb not do it. Well, to me at least. Clearly that’s not a very popular opinion.
Requires actual effort to floss right. Requires 0.1 effort to hold the vibratey brush to my teeth for two minutes
Invention question: would anyone here be willing to wear a ~perhaps frightening~ helmet that just does all the head hygiene stuff automatically?
I speed up shaving by covering the inside of a hockey mask with razor blades and then nod
At that point just get your teeth removed and buy dentures.
Let me introduce you to my friend depression. It makes self care way more difficult :)
Unfortunately neglecting self care makes the depression worse, which makes it harder to do self care.
Look, i always need about 1m floss choking the bloodflow in my fingers, else it slips.
I can’t fit one of my giant mitts in my tiny mouth let alone the two required to properly hold floss. I hate using the disposable floss picks because of the plastic waste. So for a long time I could just never floss properly unless I wanted to make a pile of plastic waste.
I did get a water pick now though and that works nice. Also to all the people who say water picks don’t clean as well as floss I say, you may be right but also that thing can blast limescale off of my sink so I’m pretty sure it does a good enough job on my teeth.
C’mon, where’s the trigger warning for folks with dental PTSD?
Also I came to post the Mitch Hedberg joke, that’s a classic 😁
Is it a bad sign when your hygienist doesn’t even bring it up anymore? 😅
“How’re your teeth?” “Well…I’ve been trying to-“ “Right…have a seat.”
I found a weird fork thing to hold my Floss. It made flossing a lot more bearable.
I always found itbhardto manuver the Floss around in my mouth with my hands. And I didn’t like the disposable flossed.
Anyway. I can find a link for it if anyone cares.
I’m gonna need that link bro. I’m the same. I have a tiny ass mouth and big ass hands. I also hate using the disposible ones because it just seems like so much waste.
it’s like this. not vouching for any brand this is just the first search result. I actually got one at the dentist today and look forward to using it because floss picks totally changed my flossing habits but I also don’t like the extra waste
I’ve heard them called plackers.
Try Waterpik. A game changer. I could never floss but waterpik is fast and easy.
I will second this, I could never bother with the effort that is required to do wire floss correctly but I got a waterpik and I was able to do it regularly. I’m now to the point that I can use the highest pressure level without causing any gum bleeding so it’s still strengthens your gums because 10 is nasty (on the countertop model)
I use the 10 setting to clean limescale off my sink. I’m pretty sure it could strip latex paint if you tried.
Here’s a joke my mom came up with,
“How often do you brush your teeth?”
“to-daily” (meaning literally just today but sounds like twice a day)But seriously, my dental hygienist is pretty rough because my permanent retainer grows tartar like crazy, but I’ve never bled since I started flossing daily.
It looks years before my dental hygienist finally explained it properly for me.
Your gums are inflamed from fighting all the bacteria etc from not flossing. When your gums are inflamed, they’re extra full of blood, so when you do floss, you bleed a whole bunch. It has nothing to do with “toughening up your gums”.
I’ve flossed every day since and haven’t had a problem.
Bonus tips: Tie a loop of floss so you can pull tension between two fingers without garroting/strangling your digits by wrapping a wire around them 8 times. Use proper Butlerweave floss instead of the plastic strip junk. The plastic slides over everything super easily, like the plaque and stuff you’re meant to be removing. If you’re having trouble getting in the habit, floss before you brush. It’s easier to skip if it’s added on after your normal routine. Also, if your life is so fast that you just don’t have the time, you’re probably not brushing your teeth long enough either. Dedicate 5 minutes a day to take care of the only (free) set of teeth you’re going to get!
Genuine question: the fuck is butler weave floss?
Butlerweave floss: A special woven thread construction removes plaque from between the teeth and beneath the gum line without shredding or breaking.
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