"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:
“You don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.”
Yes, I do. It’s as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg
"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:
“You don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.”
Yes, I do. It’s as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg
Requires actual effort to floss right. Requires 0.1 effort to hold the vibratey brush to my teeth for two minutes
Invention question: would anyone here be willing to wear a ~perhaps frightening~ helmet that just does all the head hygiene stuff automatically?
I speed up shaving by covering the inside of a hockey mask with razor blades and then nod
At that point just get your teeth removed and buy dentures.