Have you never done a “replace all” in a word document?

All of the water inside milk is now milk. All the stuff that wasn’t water that had already been in milk is now mixed in with the new milk. You have double milk. Mmilklk.

Single digits for sure. I’ll be okay from -9 to +9, but I don’t really see a solution to a 999°F heatwave

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE LESSER LOWER CASE. PHIL, LINGUIST

A handy guide to America:

Wearing a mask to prevent the spread of infection during a global pandemic? It’s an excuse to hide your face, you literally cannot breate through it, and it’s a symbol of leftist fascism.

Wearing a mask literally to hide your identity so you can physically accost and abduct anyone under the pretense of ‘immigration authority’ with zero need for due process so there are no repercussions when you are wrong? That’s protecting your country.

Uh, apartments are small and house parents with their children… aka a nuclear family. So, checkmate, library.

/s (jesus christ it’s depressing that’s necessary)

I think it could be dangerous given the limited scientific literacy of the general public.

I can imagine a slew of issues where people treat it like fat/calories and assume lower is “better”, or where other people think it’s like a vitamin and high is “better”.

I think 95% of people wouldn’t look, but that last 5% would be a mix of people that use it to their benefit as you suggest and people that misuse it as I cynically assume.

Counterpoint: look at those hands. Maybe they just weren’t great at some things.

I’d believe they mastered lighting and painting techniques over accurate physical representation more than “Jesus was a perfect middle aged nippleless man with fucked up hands and that’s represented perfectly here”

Weird, I wish he was homeless too!

I think you should consult a dermatologist.

Fun fact! The kid in the MAGA hat is in a concentration camp.

(I have zero idea who either of these people are, but I think the odds I’m still correct are in my favour)

You must know the sting of the blade to prepare thyself for the sting of the bee.

Oh fuck, that makes so much more sense!

I was like “What? What do they do with their noise tongue? What are they and what are they doing with them? I need answers!”

Mollusks have been invading our country, illegally , and so too must be deported at great expense to El Salvador.

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Let the prisoners run the prison? Absolutely not.

Force the prisoners to fill the labour shortage? Well now you’re spreading their language.

All sorts of businesses should get an exemption.

It’s a demonstrably fact that the materials needed for Nikes aren’t available in the United States.

Source: forced child labour is, at the time of this comment, still illegal domestically.

I fucking hate “it’s time for a change”.

Liberals are a 3 day old deli sandwich. And when Canadians say they want change the Conservatives show up telling you they’re warm, fresh, and all-natural. Somehow half the population fails to recognize its horse shit!

Our 2.1 party system is what needs to change, and we need to be increasingly vocal about how high a priority that needs to be.

“Joe Biden immediately tanked the economy to enrich himself and his cronies!”

Free speech in no way makes a conversation intelligent or sane.

Free speech is necessary to prevent the government from censoring dissent.

The consequence is that there’s little to no legal repercussions to spreading lies and hate. But that doesn’t mean there can’t be repercussions.

Oh, he 100% is. Not what he says with his words, but what he says with his dead eyes and propped up smile. He’s not chasing a dream, he’s running away from a nightmare of fame that has left him a hollow yet addicted for the high of fame that is no longer achievable. He is a man who shot for the moon and, instead of landing among the stars, found himself stranded on the cold, lifeless rock, drifting along forever, alone, exactly where he said he wanted to be.