- how do they get the energy to lay new eggs? or grow into full sized moths? - They get energy from drinking the tears of Dark Souls players who have to fight it as a boss - It’s too bad they didn’t make the Moonlight Butterflies in the Crystal Caves hostile. Imagine the player tears after having to navigate narrow invisible walkways while dodging laser spam. 
 
 
- fuck 
- I came, I fucked, I died. 
- if I were this fabulous I also wouldn’t waste precious time eating or shitting when i could be fucking. 
- Seeing them in person is surreal, they look so amazing up close. 
- Aren’t cicadas the same? - No, these are moths. 
 
- Could they add a mouth and digestive system through DNA editing? - Probably not, they’re terrible at DNA editing. 
- They do have a mouth, but it’s like our appendix. It doesn’t do anything. - Ok. Still could use some crisper magic to give it some sustenance for a longer life - And then it takes over the world, Sam. Is that what you want to happen? - There are billions of uglier things we could be subjects to 
- The slutterfly shall inherit the world. 
 
 
 
 
- They get even cooler. When they’re larva they straight up vomit at predators. - As defense mechanisms, larvae emit clicks as a warning and can also regurgitate intestinal contents, confirmed as having a deterrent effect on a variety of predators 
- So they just… f*ck off and die. 




