Think of the rabbits Lemmy
An’ live on the fatta the lan’
I can grow a decent amount of facial hair. Unforturnately, it’s just curly enough to look scraggly, but not curly enough to pack in nicely on itself. But it’s red hair in contrast to my normal dark brown hair, and I don’t want to waste it.
Ah yes, an ironbeard.
Legit considering getting my beard lasered off because I have such awful genes for beard hair.
The moustache is fine though, I get to roleplay as flanders to make my GF laugh because she’s the more outgoing one :3
My beard genes are primarily neck beard and pencil mustache. Hasn’t stopped me from growing out in the past.
If I let my beard get long enough, the neckbeard cowlicks collide and make random waves and spikes stick out.
Do you happen to own a spaceship named the Bebop?
My goatee might not be majestic or massive, but it compliments my face well, and all sideburns do is make me look like a teen trying too hard
I’ll take what I’ve got, at least I’m not rocking just a soul patch, right?
Don’t fret beardless man. Its evolution. Who needs a crumb catcher?
Wow look at this fat cat over here who can afford to lose crumbs
Oh it catches spit. It also catches feces when you flush the toilet as well.
Honestly the toilet flushing thing is stupid. You’re catching the shit particles regardless just by shitting.
If you can smell shit the particles are already in your lungs. Along with the myriad of other “gross” particles that just naturally exist in the air like pathogens, mold, skin cells, etc.
If you’re that worried about it I expect to see you wearing a hazmat suit 24/7
You jest, but I have whipped out the NBC gas mask because of a rank fart before.
I see myself in this picture and I don’t like it :-(
minoxidil fixes this for most people. just saying.
Minox allowed me to enter the awkward phase.
One day I’ll grow through it.
Also, not sure who needs to hear it, but beard oil significantly shortens the awkward phase (and you should be using it anyway if you’ve got anything more than light stubble)
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