Look at these aristocrat birds with their winter homes.

I remember when I was a kid and was waiting for the holidays to come. I couldn’t read a calendar and could barely tell the time, so I just went through this bored/depressive period every single day for what seemed like an eternity until suddenly the holidays came.

I knew it existed, just had no concept of time.

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Say what one more time. I dare you. I double dare you.

A sphincter says, “what?”