Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThere's a switch on top of Mt. Doom.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1365arrow-down17
arrow-up1358arrow-down1imageThere's a switch on top of Mt. Doom.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoOh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months ago“I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 months agoBoxes full of… rings? They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months ago“Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoOk, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.
Oh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.
“I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”
Boxes full of… rings?
They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.
“Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Ok, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.