I stopped visiting very shortly after it opened up because every post was stuff like you said:

• “Where those gunshots?”
  • No it was the prick 2 blocks over that lights off fireworks all year long or the train yard that’s about a mile from here.
• “Tall man in hoodie walks down street! Who has photos?”
  • I might. I’m tall, usually wear a hoodie, and am able to walk.
• “Thieves walk among us! I left a bowl of walnuts on my porch overnight and now they’re gone!!!”
  • That explains the squirrel sitting on my fence patting its belly.

I used to think I just had extra shitty neighbors, but I’ve heard similar from a lot of people.