You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout
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If it’s over 1000 it should just display the infinity symbol like the GitHub PR UI, since it might as well be infinity
Side note, but ever since I removed those app notifications, my experience with going through my home screen felt much better.
What bothers me more is the 465 unread texts… man are you some kinda douchebag?!?!
Not sure if groupchats are included in that number but depending on the groups you’re in that could be accumulated in about 10 minutes.
Which is why I avoid group chats….
I’m going to break his record.
And then some guy on YouTube is going to make a video about it called “the quest to beat Matt Turck”
This guy does anxiety
I’m sitting at around half that.
I’m normally an inbox-zero kind of person, because unaddressed notifications are super stressful for me. But I haven’t used gmail for anything but spam in a several years so this prompted me to go have a look:
3,958 in my inbox - and instead of stress, I love it. Over 1300 of those are because I, apparently, never deleted my
xenophobia.comnextdoor account.xenophobia.comlol, that’s so true though. On mine there is a lady who posts about 100 times per day, so she clearly doesn’t have a job. And she is obsessed with thinking there are gunshots. We live in a super safe suburban neighborhood. There are no gunshots. It’s hilarious.I stopped visiting very shortly after it opened up because every post was stuff like you said:
- “Where those gunshots?”
- No it was the prick 2 blocks over that lights off fireworks all year long or the train yard that’s about a mile from here.
- “Tall man in hoodie walks down street! Who has photos?”
- I might. I’m tall, usually wear a hoodie, and am able to walk.
- “Thieves walk among us! I left a bowl of walnuts on my porch overnight and now they’re gone!!!”
- That explains the squirrel sitting on my fence patting its belly.
I used to think I just had extra shitty neighbors, but I’ve heard similar from a lot of people.
- “Where those gunshots?”
