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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前
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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat’s an asshole

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      We would like to see the evidence

  • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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    Hate this diagram because who uses a bread box without any of the other non-chaotic evil options.

    Chaotic neutral and lawful good is the GOAT

  • AA5B@lemmy.world
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    Does anyone still have a bread box? I assume it’s to stop rodents, but hopefully most people don’t have rodents in their house. Does a bread box do anything else, or is that another technology that can fade into history?

    Edit: TIL;

    • https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/how-to-keep-bread-fresh/
    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      I bought bread box once but every time we used it the bread wouldn’t last 3 days. Can anyone explain why that was?

      • x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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          Really I am supposed to use whole loaf of bread in 3 days?

          • zipsglacier@lemmy.world
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            No, you’re supposed to buy a loaf, use 1/3 of it before it goes bad, throw away the rest, and buy another loaf.

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              That’s fuck up.

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    • sentientity@lemm.ee
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      I have one! I love it, it’s got a magnetic door my cat can’t open is one of my best purchases ever. I use it for baked goods, though, not bread. It’s too humid where I am to keep bread fresh at room temperature.

      • AA5B@lemmy.world
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        Never thought of that - I usually put baked goods in the microwave to keep them sort of fresh. Is it big enough for a 9”x12” baking pan? Tall enough for a layer cake?

        • sentientity@lemm.ee
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          Mine is not, it has two shelves which would each fit a 9*5 loaf pan with a little room on each end. Or like four cereal bowls of cookies. They do make bigger ones, but I imagine a microwave probably works just as well for something that gets eaten quickly.

  • LCP@lemmy.world
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    Chaotic neutral for me. The twist tie goes in my twist tie collection.

    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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      idk why anyone would choose anything but chaotic neutral

      unless you own a breadbox

      • LCP@lemmy.world
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        Exactly! Everything else is just extra steps for the same result.

  • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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    I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.

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      Freezer is my preference. Stays good for very long and keeps the texture and freshness. Put it in toaster or microwave after if in a hurry, otherwise you can just put slices in the fridge so you have unfrozen ones for the breakfast.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I just never bake mine.

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    Here’s a version for my fellow gluten-free peeps:

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Funniest comment so far, you get a prize! An upvote.

      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        Thank you! I want to ::sniff:: thank my coach, the whole team ::sniff::, and especially my mom for helping make this happen! ::sniff:: Love you mom!

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    I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee
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      True lawful good. Bread box alone is chaotic evil disguised as lawful good.

      Bread box doesn’t preserve air retention or protect against anything smaller than a mouse (roaches, air borne nasties).

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    I do neutral evil because I haven’t seen a reason to do anything else.

    • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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      You’ve never ended up with stale or moldy bread? I’m envious.

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        Bread is a stapleware, as such it needs to be eaten. Keeping the bag open for easier (tactical), time-critical access is a thus a necessity.

        • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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          That’s why I live that chaotic neutral life.

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        Because of that? Not that I know of. From it being much past the best before date of course.

      • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social
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        I tried the rubber band. I tried the clip. Neither work.
        Only the fridge does. And that works well enough. I either tuck it, or I take it all out and keep it on a tray. Open. If I keep it for long enough to make it dehydrated, it’s my fault.

        • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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          I use the twist-and-tuck and the fridge in combination. Works well. When I worked at a restaurant we did the twist-and-tuck, but never needed to refrigerate bread because we went through it fast enough.

          • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social
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            In my case, twisting it just causes too much moisture and sogging. So the twist-less tuck, keeping the air changing, is actually more intentional than lazy.

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              That’s fair! Whatever works for your situation.

  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    10th option: eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

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      I was thinking that this matrix is missing an accompanying time-chart but I don’t know how to plot the y axis.

  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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    Jokes on you, de-aired, twisted, twist tied and tucked

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      deleted by creator

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    I think in my entire life I’ve only ever seen one or maybe 2 bread boxes.

  • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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    Where does “twist and pull back over the loaf” fall? Same as twist and tuck essentially?

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      Yeah, it’s really just chaotic neutral but fancier.

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    No slip knot?

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    • Thelsim@sh.itjust.works
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      A slipknot works great! It’s done in a second and easily undone as well.

    • 🐍🩶🐢@lemmy.world
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      I do the same. I don’t understand why it puzzles some people. They look at me like I put a padlock on it and I have to undo it for them, which is just pulling the end…

  • Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world
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    I’m chaotic neutral!

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    Where’s the “four slices per freezer bag and keep in the freezer” option? Or am I just too good for this chart?

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      Omg how much plastic do you go through?

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        I imagine you could reuse those.

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        When I buy frozen meat (maybe once every couple months) I unpackage, then repackage them into unfreezable portions with small plastic lunch bags/saran.

        If someone has a better way please let me know. I don’t have infinite tupperware drawer space though.

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