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More to the point, princess, why are you still in a bed that smells like piss?
Relax dude, she just figured it out. The next panel is her washing her sheets.
Eww. Imagine you go to lie down and an unknown person has peed on your bed.
I’d piss myself. Which probably doesn’t help
The birds and animals don’t come out to help and sing a song? She ain’t no princess.
That’s princessist. Don’t be that guy
Gatekeeping princesses is my kink
Maybe in Marioland pee smells like rainbow road or sticky marmalade? It’s bad in bed but not a common bad smell.
“…and why does that piss smell like linguini?”
Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
Prompt: Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros. The Princess And The Pea. Not The Sleeping Beauty.
Result:
Why would you put a pea in her bed to begin with
A fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen about a princess who is tested by a pea under twenty mattresses.
Huh, hadn’t heard about that one
“squirt”
