Average billionaire be like
Ah for just one time, I would take the Northwest passage to the sea.
Westward from the Potomac, t’is there t’was said to lie The sea route to the orient for which so many died
God I love his songs.
Goddamn them all! I was told
We’d sail the seas for American gold
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears!
Now I’m a broken man in a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett’s privateers
It’s been six years since we sailed away, and I just made Halifax yesterday! God damn them all!
Cant find a Northwest Passage? Make one!
Turning West Virginia into a lake would be quite a benefit.
Worlds longest water slide. That’s how gravity works right?
South is down, so yeah!
Hey y’all wanna go float The River this month?
Which one?
All of them.
How long’s that gonna take?
This month.
Yeah but only if you do it in the winter unfortunately
One could make the case that the loss of West Virginia is a benefit in itself.
There is some fine white water rafting there though. I don’t know what else, it’s the only reason I’ve ever gone there. Nice curvy backroads too.
Sounds like you should speak with Robert Evans (not the director, the journalist) of Behind the Bastards, he wants to nuke the great lakes, so may as well tie your plan into his.
I mean come one, who has been hurt by a Nuke or two … I think we can do it.
Nestle vibes…
Should be pretty easy! I hear digging canals with nukes is a great idea!
Could use that spinlaunch thing to skip a fucking massive flat stone across America
I bet there is oil in the Arctic, and OP is actually the US government. This is our future sheeple!!! Wake up!!!
I have only one question: can I join? I‘ll bring my own shovel!
The Ohio & Erie Canal will rise again!
Isn’t there such a canal in Russia? Connecting the baltic sea with… erhm… ice.
