but imagine you’ve just gotten use to living on a moss planet over the past 40 million years, and now all of a sudden you walk outside and all the moss is gone
The ocean was purple once, and another time the only thing taller than little bushes were twenty foot tall mushrooms shaped like asparagus
And 80ft horsetails
scary to think of how big the horses themselves must have been
Ok now, I get that it’s a theory but you can’t just assume this one is 100.
Fortunately, there was no thinking until a very long time after that.
Well, not by life indigenous to Earth, anyway.
Hey! Those are my ancestors you’re dissing you know
FWIW a lot of “moss” from that time was very unlike what we think of as moss today.
Go on…
Just like there is SpaceEngine, we need a Earth sim that let’s us to back to any time and have a realistic simulation of that epoch based on the best of modern knowledge.
Now I’m curious if there’d be any massive gaps in the timeline, where we don’t know if we could reasonably pick any fitting environment to render.
You’re thinking about this like it’s just a single uniform endless pasture of gray-green moss. But you have to recognize all the moss is competing for space and resources.
So you’ve got 40M years of different kinds of mosses all developing novel evolutionary strategies as they try to one up one another. Just a rainforest of mosses, with an uncountable variation of shapes and colors and compositions.
Moss bushes. Moss trees. Hanging mosses. Floating mosses. Dense spongey moss. Brilliantly colored moss. Poisoned moss. Cannibal moss. Stinging moss. Velvety moss. Venus Fly Moss. Moss of a thousand different color variants.
And every few hundred years, you get a new moss meta strategy for being the best kind of moss that pushes all the other moss out. Played across 40M years, it’s this big squirling fractual of warring moss tribes, until finally another organism figures out the optimal play on all moss and then it’s over as fast as it started.
I would play this game. Like spore, but just moss
That moss have been long and painful to wait for this.
yesterday someone posted a closeup of moss on a street to show how fascinating it is. i can’t find it anymore, but it was cool. maybe somebody still has that picture?
Edit:
Oh I feel special, that was me!
That is also not a moss. It is actually a flowering plant in the euphorbia family. It is related to poinsettias, rubber trees, crotons and milk tree cactuses.
If you wanted to look at other cool plant photos I’ve taken I post on iNaturalist a lot. Here’s one of some wild lettuce: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/239182317
Thanks for make me realize that I had that big of a timespan to live in a beautiful mossy earth and I just missed it and landed on scorched land earth.
happy Kris noises
mmmm oil, or gas, or coal, whatever the moss ended up doing, it was something.
Make sure you jump on that couch when you see one!
make sure you hump that couch when you see it!
ftfy
Is difficult to take such an interesting fact seriously when is presented in such a stupid way.
Sorry, sir. Will only present you interesting facts in a serious manner from now on.
Interesting facts in a stupid way or stupid facts in an interesting way. We only have enough for 50%.
