One more child falls for the Apple Industry propaganda once more!
Rotten to it’s core.
Big Apple. (Pun intended)
DAMN YOU TIM APPLE!!!
Kid puts away the apple and then whips out a budgeting calendar for med school.
Nurse runs away screaming.
More like an NCLEX study book.
It’s not, “an apple a day keeps the doctorr away.”
It’s supposed to be, “an apple a day keeps the doctorr at bay.”
Doctorrs are actually a type of fae creature. They hunger for your bones. But if you offer them an apple, they’ll be obliged to accept, and now that they’ve accepted your hospitality, it would be positively gauche to eat you. And since they feast on bones, they’re actually excellent at diagnosing and treating many types of ailments!
It’s such a shame how much we’ve forgotten.
I thought the the Doctor was the guy with the funny telephone box. I mean I thought that he was the original one.
…why are you adding an extra “r” to “doctor”? Is this a British thing, where you guys just suck at English?
It’s about the onion router medical professional.
As a nurse I thoroughly enjoyed this comic. I’ve already shown it to an anesthesiologist at work, and I’ll make sure to pester every following MD I meet today.
Yet the nurse has tilted backward.
an apple a day keeps the pesticides in your body
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