• EABOD25@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Even though those signs are absolutely useless because there’s federal laws saying that if you’re caught within 1000 ft of a school with an illicit substance, the charges are immediately doubled

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      4 months ago

      No, the sign creates a drug-free zone. So if you even try to get near the school with drugs, an invisible forcefield stops you. Please ignore those teens smoking weed behind the school; they’re obviously hallucinations.

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        4 months ago

        Well that answers a lot of questions. Especially why me, being a 37 year old white dude, is hanging around in the woods behind a grade school