I love it because I fall asleep easier and wake up more fresh
Anyone else like to drink water when they’re extremely thirsty?
I do, so good.
Nah, I like to eat potato chips and shovel salt into my mouth until my lips crack in ecstacy
Hahahahahah
Anyone else like to breath when they require oxygen?
Everyone laughs like this is obvious, but I really struggle to do this. I’m not sure if it’s an ADHD thing, but I just can’t make myself go to bed at night. Extremely tired? Nah, I’d better wait until I hit a second wind. There’s unimportant stuff I’d rather do.
Avoud blue light. Make your phone black and white when you should be sleeping.
Anyone else like food when they’re extremely hungry?
Me too! My bed feels SO much more comfy when I’m really tired
I can’t enjoy a good night’s sleep unless I have to force my consciousness into submission with a cocktail of 1937 Glenfiddich, Nyquil, and whatever I managed to steal from the hooker I just kicked out. Waiting until you’re tired is for pussies.
For me it’s a cocktail of bath salts, incense, Enya, a long soak in the tub, and the screams of whatever housepet I happen to be drowning that day.
What episode is this from?
No, I’m really bad at falling asleep at that point. I’m much better at falling asleep when I’m sorta awake and still have things I need to do before I fall asleep.
As someone who slept 13.5 hours last night. Yes, the trick is to always be extremely exhausted!
No.
Oh yes, so nice. I try to wait until I am physically sleepy to go to bed. And if it’s late I send a text to my husband that says: Let me sleep until I wake up.
Yes it sounds like a stupid question, but it is an indulgence that not everyone gets to do. Many people have to work at a time that doesn’t match their natural daily rhythm. My work schedule is flexible-ish, so sleeping later if I have to is no big deal.
Trick question?
