I just don’t want to anything anymore
We’re just monkeys with guns.
Humanity patting itself on the back about how enlightened it believes that it is is just masturbation.
Some of us are cephalopods, thank you very much.
World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff. That’s how he caused it.
Biden is a deep state time lord of Gallifrey… believe me!
Can we finally add an age limit to all political offices, please!?
Aren’t some states trying to do that in the US? But with a lower limit instead of an upper limit to prevent the “woke millennials” from taking office?
monkey’s paw’s finger curls
we just need to raise the government buildings by 50 feet and make them only accessible by stairs/ramp
His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job
What job was Pearl inside of?
Steve Jobs lmao gottem
And to think 70 million Americans said that’s my guy and there is still millions that would vote for him without hesitation if the election was tomorrow.
Better headline:
“Trump confirms that US president has time travel capabilities”
I…think I need a drink. (I don’t drink)
I quit a little over 4 years ago. Since then we’ve had a pandemic, riots, war in Europe, too many natural disasters to name, and no real improvement on the horizon. I’m starting to wonder if my drinking was holding this world together.
If you quitting drinking was all it took to kick off the end of the world, we were screwed anyway.
You really should stay hydrated.
Luckily Biden is always awake and alert because he is “woke”
Nobody is woke in America … they’re living the American dream, which you have to be asleep in order to enjoy.
Or cocaine…
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Or at the very least require a TS clearance to run.
It’s already too late since World War II already happened. Donald Trump tried his best but World War II happened. We could keep warning people about Biden but unfortunately he will enter the time machine anyway and tell young aspiring artist Adolf Hitler that his art isn’t that good. He will have tried to tell Adolf in the nicest way possible to ensure that Adolf won’t take this wrong. Perhaps he will have tried to encourage Adolf to keep pursuing art as a hobby and maybe try studying art again later. But the fact that World War II happened shows that nothing that Biden will have tried has worked.
Even if donnie did not totally f this up and sound like he’s ready for a memory unit, it’s not like he is much younger than Biden. Every time he talks about Biden, it only reminds me of how old donnie is.
Lmao
World War II: The Sequel “Let’s Gidderdone Right”
Wait not world war two, ‘the search for more money’?! Lol
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As Americans, should we just mass suicide to try to save humanity?
The problem is… the wrong one’s would mass suicide and leave behind the assholes.
COVID almost worked
Thomas Hartmann keeps quoting some stat that illustrates the die-off of Republicans due to Covid. I wish I could remember the exact amount, but it was not rosy for Republicans.
There is an interesting statistic that, if everybody on Earth lived exactly like the average american, we would need 8 planet Earths worth of resources - which is insane.
Take your average latin american individual, and this number drops to 0.9.
