Always forget people are a big fan of that guy (Jesus)
white american jesus specifically
Dipping communion wafers in ranch dressing for the win!
Blasphemy! Ranch dressing is too spicy
Supply Side Jesus specifically
The og jesus (hey-zeus) was chill, I’ve smoked a blunt with them a time or two
I think the Aramaic spoken at the time would have been pronounced closer to Yeshua or Yeshu.
The sentiment still stands dude was pretty chill, except that one time he fliped the tables of the money changers and hucksters turning a house of worship into a house of commerce. Still pretty based of him.
He did get so fuckin pissed he cursed a tree forever because it didn’t have any fruit for him to eat that one time.
I honestly think Jesus would be a little embarrassed to have people hanging on his every word and ascribing meanings to it in the form of a book report on them every Sunday that he probably didn’t mean. It’s nice to teach us how to treat others and so on, but people loudly assuring others that Jesus loves them; well I have trouble believing Jesus thinks a lot of child predators and rapists myself. And I like what Jesus taught, but I don’t think everyone in the world is salvageable.
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Who’s the hat guy
Kid Rock.
Seriously Jesus. You’re a cool guy, and I know your thing is you take in the broken, but your other thing was suppose to be love. Like you said one commandment, love, and that shit is severely lacking.
I think the person Jesus actually was loved everyone, but the trouble is conservative people hate gay people and rewrote the texts to say that.
Yeah, Jesus, the historical figure was trying to reshape Judaism. He wanted to reform things and he wanted the focus to be on loving your brother. He got killed for it and he knew it would kill him because he was hanging out with the religious leaders.
Then by a miracle he succeeded because he didnt have any transgressions against the temple and he followed Jewish teachings but was still setup to be crucified in the worst way imaginable.
Then after that he was co-op’d for other purposes but his message is still true. Believing in christ is believing a man named Jesus lived and he was killed by no fault of his own but for the benefit of others.
Being a Christian means you understand Christ’s message. Its real easy, love your brother, and you live in a way that reflects that.
And for God’s sake stop hating queer people. It’s absolutely against everything Christ teaches and is a made up bit of nonsense.
Christ today would hang out at pride festivals and preform gender affirming miracles.
Here is a beautiful poem about that:
THAT’S what Jesus is, not some holy slobbering uneducated filth yelling about groomers.
What is this from?
It’s by the poet Jay Hulme.
Well… A lot of their biblical evidence is less a rewrite and more of a translation issue. Take the whole Sodom and Gehmorra story about tje two angels that everyone is so keen to turn into a condemnation of the gays.
In the OG text the words used to describe the angels were analog to genderless forms of the word “master” and because there were two of them they were always referred to by genderless they/them plural… Which is probably why there were two of them. We are probably supposed to imply the perceived gender of the angels was irrelevant to the tale.
The first Latin and English translations off of Hebrew however used gendered terms for the two angels that coded them as male. Stuff like “Masters” “Lords” that kind of thing in large part because those societies were respectively fairly misogynistic and not primed to interpret either of the two genderless entities as possibility female coded. Then you see the anti same sex interpretation gain popularity in the case of England and France at the time they were going through a population crash via plague which caused amoung other things criminalization of same sex unions as a threat to sexual replacement of a sharply diminished population. So really we can trace this story being interpreted as God’s condemnation of the gays rather then just regular old rapists around the same time the word “sodomy” came into the lexicon in the 1300’s and the first waves of plague.
That Venn Diagram is a circle
It’s all basically the same fan base!!
There’s 2 billion Christians in the world and maybe 28 kid rock fans in 2024
Can’t say it’s a good enough filter, but the pic does at least kinda narrow it down to “Jesus is a white guy” believers
To be fair, there is a considerable amount of overlap.
I like how the Amazing Apartheid Boy is trying to do a Trump scowl - and it manages to look just as characteristically fake as Trump’s does.
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Dafuq is this all-that-no-cattle,parking-lot-princess-drivin’ mouthbreather?
Rich doesn’t smart just as religious doesn’t mean moral
Rich does smart!!!
lol it sure does
Does Musk still have a fan base? I haven’t seen anyone speak favourably of him for a very long time.
I suspect you exist in an echo chamber
Odd thing to say, but OK.
I bet you do think that
I think he still has some Twitter fan bois.
fan bots more like
Elon’s fall from grace has to be one of the most spectacular I’ve ever seen, without committing some heinous crime. I used to think he was incredibly smart, if a bit nuts, and had all these left of field ideas that occasionally worked out for him.
Hell, if twitter/X never existed, I would probably still think that.
People are literally buying cyber trucks so they exist
That doesn’t necessarily make them a fan of Musk himself.
Not sure why else you’d buy one
They are undeniably a unique vehicle, and do have some cool tech on board.
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Need to squeeze Rogan in there too.
I mean, as a high schooler I enjoyed ba with da bah and whatever else was on that album. I still find some enjoyment in those songs, but I think it’s mostly nostalgia.
Not sure what my point is. Shame he’s a conservative piece of shit. As an adult I’m not exactly surprised.
Don’t agree. I’m not Christian, but I would replace Jesus with Steve Jobs. Or just the apple logo.
Jobs is a bit too dated a reference. I’d probably replace what’s his face on the top left with someone more relevant, though (or Apple as you suggest, they are indeed annoying).
The first three go into the same bag. So the fourth should also fit. Maybe an American flag? Or better yet, an AR15!
Kinda felt the same way, but I found a middle ground solution
spoiler
From the movie Dogma, Buddy Christ
The dirty secret is that it’s the same set of people.
the jesus fandom has a sub-section of hypocrites in America that keeps changing his canon
We have an extremely small sub-sub-section of Christians in Germany who bust a nut over their persecution fetish so hard, they move into the US.
Thanks for taking those USA. You’re the real MVP 🇺🇸
It’s not just America
Adolf Hitler has a really annoying fan base too, this one time they got do upset over Verdun and made it everyone’s problem. Typical hooligans 😤
Spoiler alert: they’re all the same fanbase
As society progresses, people that hate femboys are going to notice their Almighty has been the paragon all along.
