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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

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"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!

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      I’ll put down 100k

  • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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    I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!

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      Rehabs for quitters 😂

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    So you think I have a gambling problem?

    I’ll bet you $100 that I don’t!

  • WereCat@lemmy.world
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    Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I’ve done it several times already.

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    A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they’d be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.

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    My dude needs to get Balatro

    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      When you can break infinity and all the money is imaginary.

    • sag@lemm.ee
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      [email protected]

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    My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.

    Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.

    Dude lives a shit existence lol

  • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
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    I bet he is not addicted!

  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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    How many times can the same content be reposted?

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Atleast twice

    • WanakaTree@lemm.ee
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      Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I still haven’t made a repost so I doubt it’s happening.

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        I’ve seen this post at least three times so far.

    • Omniraptor@lemm.ee
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      On lemmy sync (for android) the app reimplements the reddit hide post button. I used it a lot on reddit for this reason and it’s handy here too

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    As Kenny Rogers said, you got to know when to hold em and so on. I haven’t finished the song yet, but I’m pretty sure it supports this guy.

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      OP doesn’t know when to walk away, or when to run. He probably doesn’t even know when to fold.

      Kenny Rogers makes some fine fried chicken, though it doesn’t compare to the actual original recipe that The Colonel sold, which is possible to recreate, but no longer possible to buy, prepared for consumption, ever since KFC took over the store in Corbin.

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        I found this version of the recipe online

        Does this seem like the real deal, or is it more of a recreation of the corporate recipe?

        I haven’t really tried to make it myself, ever (I don’t even own a regular deep fryer, let alone a pressure fryer)

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          The only real deal I know of is this: https://marionkay.com/product/chicken-seasoning-99-x/

          That is, apparently, the actual original recipe that Sanders made.

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            Ugh they don’t ship to the EU :(

            I guess I’ll have to try the different replica recipes found online. The stuff that you get at KFC itself is mediocre at best and I lost interest in it as soon as a better chicken joint turned up near me.

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      Is that his song about origami?

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Oh there’ll be time enough for counting when the deal is done

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    He lives in the house of the rising sun.

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    The dude: aww damn it

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    I see comments/posts like this all the time for drinking and gambling on TikTok and idk why but they always get a laugh out of me. I guess it’s just so stupid/goofy? idk I like what I like

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      It’s a meme(drunk driving and gambling), started a couple years ago

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